CHAMPAGNE AAA+ – NEW BATCH Effective July 9th 2018
Champagne is a surprisingly bubbly indica-dominant hybrid that doesn’t quite break the bank like its namesake. This strain is a clever cross between Hash Plant and Burmese Kush, and somehow twists those indica-heavy genes into a deceptively uplifting package. Poppin’ this bottle will release a refreshing, citrusy nose that survives combustion to produce tasty smoke. Smoking, vaping, or otherwise consuming leads to a bubbly state of being that drowns out symptoms and leaves you feeling just as chatty as a few glasses of wine.
Champagne offers all of the relaxation you would expect from an indica-dominant strain, but also surprises with an unexpectedly uplifting and energizing streak. Consumers regularly report feeling euphoric and talkative. In this way, Champagne acts very much like its alcoholic namesake, making it a great alternative for parties and social functions.
This uplifting, social buzz makes Champagne great for treating depression, and at higher doses its more traditional indica qualities make it ideally suited for treating cramps, stress, and pain. Champagne is a bit of a panacea: in small doses it feels almost like a stimulant, fighting fatigue and improving mood; a few more tokes will start to weight the body, sinking into a seriously relaxing body high.
You can expect standard green buds with conspicuous orange hairs and a sprinkling of trichomes. The nose is light and refreshing—sweet citrus and earthy notes. But, again, this strain’s real strength is its diversity. With careful doses, it can adapt to whatever you need it to do. Need a quick mood adjustment without knocking yourself out? Got a friend’s party to go to but don’t feel like drinking? Or do you have pain that you need to ignore? Champagne can do it all. Take a toke or ten, and see what this strain can do for you.